▪ - ~On Hindsight~ - ▪

I was one of those unfortunate souls who suffered the imbecile advances of some mysterious stalker for a year.

I'll recount the story, considering I'm quite curious to find out what happened to this bugger. Perhaps I didn't update a website forum which I suspect he frequented. I'm curious to know who this pig is anyway, he'll die a horrible death when I find him.

Thank god the Singtel staff were a gem on this, I couldn't say for the cunningly shrewd billing of so-called free Wireless@SG though. That will be a story for another time.

Back to this "Micheal" Guy as he called himself.

A year or so ago, this Micheal had called up claiming to be an interested customer to buy my darling's automotive product. I had dutifully entertained him and listening to his queries as I've always been doing. Half way into the conversation, he started asking me personal questions like; if I'd be free to meet him for a date. Thinking it was just harmless small talk, I replied that dates would usually entail meeting not just 1 but 2 persons. He changed the subject, asking if I was interested to work in his "so-called" newly opened pub at Duxton Road. Now hang on a minute.

I'm the one that's supposed to be doing the sale ain't it? I asked him why he was offering me a job. Guess what the joker said? "Oh I think you're very chio and all, so I think I want you as my beer-girl" EXCUSE ME? Are you insulting ME?

I can tell you, I was appalled. I asked him; "What makes you so sure you want to hire me? Are you sure you are trying to buy my product or what? Who gave you my number actually?" The truth starts to spill from his mouth that he'd gotten my number from someone in the car forums and blah blah... but he did insist that he was interesting in getting a gadget for his car. Or so I thought. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt if that pleases him.

I asked him how much was he paying for his beer gals on Darlin's request. He said he wanted to offer me $3k. I think he was just trying to lure me with $$? I'm not impressed. I simply asked him to liaise with the darling as he called the shots. Guess what this retard did?
Oh. He hung up. Surprise.

Thereafter, he started calling me every few days to ask about buying the product and in-between words asked if I'd meet him for a date. Sorry to burst your bubble buster. No thanks.
If not because darling insists that I should try to talk to you and get you to meet us so we can teach you a lesson, you jollywell can shoot yourself dead.

But I must commend this guy for his unfailing patience to keep calling me at ungodly hours. Perhaps he's an owl. But I simply couldn't fathom talking to him for any longer once he started his nonsense. I called Singtel up to complain after he continued for a period of time. But this guy, seems to get cleverer. From a few times a week to once a week to sudden phonecalls at least 1 month apart.

The lady at Singtel had advised for me to make a police report, but rationalising, the calls are rather far apart. What am I gonna bank on for harressment phone calls? Anyway. There are a few parts to this story. I'll get back to it again.

Watch this space for part II

Labels: irritating people, phone calls, stalker

Diary of the Lost Guardian.[8:44 pm]

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